“Amateurs Not Welcome” – 4x6 Sassy Drink Block
Description:
Our “Amateurs Not Welcome” 4x6 inch wood block features the hilariously honest quote:
“If you have to ask if it’s too early for a drink, you are an amateur, and we can’t be friends.”
This small-but-mighty block brings just the right mix of sass and charm to any space.
Perfect for: Home bars, kitchen counters, coffee bars (no judgment), or as a gift for your favorite drinking buddy
Design: Soft floral background with playful mixed typography for a vintage-meets-attitude vibe
Size: 4x6 inches – compact and freestanding for easy styling
Great conversation starter. Even better happy hour mood-setter.
It’s 5 o’clock somewhere—and this block already knew that.
