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Greeting Cards

Looking for unique and hilarious greeting cards that will make your loved ones smile? Look no further than our Greeting Cards collection! Handmade in Lancaster, PA by JanMichaels Art and Home, these cards bring laughs and sassy mementos to your special someone.

Each card is crafted with care and attention to detail, giving you a special way to express your sentiments. Whether it's a birthday, anniversary, or just a friendly hello, our greeting cards are the perfect choice for any occasion.

Blank on the inside, you can customize your message and add a personal touch. Shop now and spread joy with our delightful Greeting Cards from JanMichaels Art and Home!

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  • You Old Card

    You Old Card

    Happy Birthday greeting card that reads, "its all shits & giggles until you're so old you giggle & shit." Handmade in Lancaster, Pa by JanMichaels Art and Home. Bringing laughs and sassy mementos to your special someone. Not your average greeting card. ...

  • One Night Stand Card

    One Night Stand Card

    Add a touch of humor to your relationship with the One Night Stand Card, the perfect anniversary greeting that reads, "THIS IS TURNING INTO THE LONGEST ONE NIGHT STAND EVER." Handmade with love in Lancaster, PA by JanMichaels Art and Home, this card is...

  • Merry Christmas Card

    Merry Christmas Card

    Spread festive cheer with our unique Merry Christmas Card, featuring the playful message, "Merry Christmas! Ya filthy animals." Handmade in the heart of Lancaster, PA by JanMichaels Art and Home, this card is a delightful combination of humor and holiday...

  • Jolly Card

    Jolly Card

    Holiday greeting card that reads, "Tis the season to be jolly fa la la la la blah blah blah blah." Handmade in Lancaster, Pa by JanMichaels Art and Home. Bringing laughs and sassy mementos to your special someone. Not your average greeting card. Each...

  • Month Late Card

    Month Late Card

    Happy Birthday greeting card that reads, "BETTER TO BE A YEAR OLDER THAN A MONTH LATE. Happy Birthday" Handmade in Lancaster, Pa by JanMichaels Art and Home. Bringing laughs and sassy mementos to your special someone. Not your average greeting card. ...

  • You Had Me Card

    You Had Me Card

    Celebrate birthdays with a twist of humor and personality with the "You Had Me Card." Specially designed for those who appreciate a good laugh, this card reads, "You had me at I hate People too," making it the perfect choice for your favorite curmudgeon...

  • Fill Your Holidays Card

    Fill Your Holidays Card

    Bring a dose of laughter to the festivities with the Fill Your Holidays Card, a unique holiday greeting card that will have your loved ones smiling from ear to ear. Featuring the cheeky phrase, "May the spirit of prescription pharmaceuticals fill your...

  • Favorite Old Person Card

    Favorite Old Person Card

    Brighten up a special birthday with the Favorite Old Person Card! This delightful greeting card, featuring the playful message "you're my favorite old person," is sure to bring a smile to the faces of those who cherish the joy of aging. Handmade with...

  • Baby Got Real Card

    Baby Got Real Card

    Celebrate the joy of new beginnings with the Baby Got Real Card! This unique greeting card captures the essence of parenthood with a humorous twist, featuring the cheeky phrase "Congrats On Your Baby. Shit just got real." Perfect for friends and family...

  • Mr Mrs Card

    Mr Mrs Card

    Celebrate love with the charming Mr & Mrs Card, perfectly designed for congratulating the newlyweds in your life. This unique card features the playful message, "Mr & Mrs CONGRATULATIONS," ensuring your heartfelt wishes stand out on their big day...

  • Birthday Young Once Card

    Birthday Young Once Card

    Celebrate the thrill of aging with a touch of humor using our Birthday Young Once Card! This unique greeting card features the playful message, "Everybody gets to be young once. YOUR TURN IS OVER." Crafted with love in Lancaster, PA by JanMichaels Art...

  • 29 Again Card

    29 Again Card

    Celebrate the spirit of youth with the 29 Again Card! Perfectly crafted for those who love to embrace their age with a hint of sass, this birthday greeting card is sure to elicit laughter and surprise from your loved ones. Featuring the cheeky phrase,...

  • Funny Card

    Funny Card

    Happy Birthday greeting card that reads, "I would have a given you a funny card. But at your age there's a chance you'll piss yourself." Handmade in Lancaster, Pa by JanMichaels Art and Home. Bringing laughs and sassy mementos to your special someone...

  • Sunshine Card

    Sunshine Card

    Brighten someone’s day with the Sunshine Card, a delightful thinking-of-you greeting card that conveys warmth and positivity with its heartfelt message, "Sending you Sunshine." Handcrafted with love in Lancaster, PA by JanMichaels Art and Home, this card...

  • Trust Card

    Trust Card

    Thinking of you greeting card that reads, "DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF. THE MOM IN E.T. HAD AN ALIEN LIVING IN HER HOUSE FOR DAYS AND SHE NEVER EVEN NOTICED." Handmade in Lancaster, Pa by JanMichaels Art and Home. Bringing laughs and sassy mementos to...

  • Feel Like Shit Card

    Feel Like Shit Card

    Brighten someone's gloomy day with the Feel Like Shit Card, a perfect way to deliver a dose of humor when it’s needed most. Handcrafted with care in Lancaster, Pa by JanMichaels Art and Home, this quirky greeting card features the cheeky phrase, "SORRY...

  • Thinking Of You Card

    Thinking Of You Card

    Show someone you're thinking of them with our delightful Thinking Of You Card! This unique greeting card, handmade with care in Lancaster, PA by JanMichaels Art and Home, brings a personal touch that your loved ones will cherish. More than just words,...

  • Congrats Card

    Congrats Card

    Spread joy and laughter with our unique Congrats Card, featuring the cheeky message, "congrats! on whatever the hell it is." This card is perfect for celebrating achievements, milestones, or just putting a smile on someone's face! Handcrafted with love...

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